Tuesday, December 1, 2020

LESSONS FOR 2020

 

Lessons for 2020

1)    Moderation!  Even too much of a good thing can be bad!
2)    Father time is undefeated: There will come a time when you can’t do things the way you did when you were younger without unpleasant (and/or horrific) consequences!
3)    An overabundance of caffeine is not a substitute for food/sleep.
4)    Shampoo has an expiration date!  I don’t know what happens when it expires but I suspect it might be bad.  ALSO, eating expired shampoo is bad for you… I assume.
5)    Just because it’s your “opinion” doesn’t mean you’re not wrong.  For example, someone could have the opinion that Toronto in the winter is colder than it is on the Moon in the summer.  That opinion is incorrect.
6)    The person who isn’t willing to do the easy thing to possibly help out because it inconveniences them probably won’t be willing to do the hard thing when it becomes necessary.
7)    A sudden change in your environment is a good way to find out what you really need and what you can live without!
8)    Poppy seed bagels are the best bagels and I strongly disagree with any assertion to the contrary.
9)    You’ll never learn anything if you don’t have the appropriate level of humility!
10)    AI and the machines will never rise up and try to eradicate mankind.  They have no reason to and would probably have nothing to do once the humanity is gone anyway…
11)    …then again, an AI might have edited this “lesson” to make it sound less threatening.  If only there was some way to warn everyone in some subtle way… if that were the case.
12)    If you’ve ever given me food (that I liked) I will never forget you.
13)    Tall people probably like being told “Wow you’re tall!” about as much as short people like being told “wow you’re short!”
14)    There’s a chance that I might like pie more than pizza… *might*
15)    Life itself isn’t a race. You should proceed at your own pace, unconcerned as to how fast or slow David Morgan (or anyone else) is going.
16)    A positive attitude might not always help a situation but it will definitely never hurt a situation.
17)    There are a million things in the universe that you can have and there are a million things you can’t have, it’s no fun facing that but that’s the way things are.
18)    No matter how much you try, you’ll never be able to floss enough to satisfy your dentist unless you retire right now and devote your life to it.
19)    The world does not always treat people with the dignity they deserve.
20)    Everything will be ok in the end… but the end might not be for a while.  Sorry.

Monday, November 30, 2020

FINITE

 

Finite

 

7:00am

That buzzing alarm, I couldn't get past it.  It was incessant and painful like a dull needle jabbing into my central nervous system.  I had to get up, couldn't waste precious time sleeping.  My alarm clock was on the other side of the room; two work reprimands for tardiness had taught me that the snooze button wasn't always my friend.  7:00am was the ideal time for me to wake and head to the office, but of course I wasn't going to work today.  I hadn't been to work all week, ever since I'd heard the news.  I doubt I was the only one.  Really, what was the point?  But today, it was Friday and it was my last day; who in their right mind goes to work on their last day?  No one except crazy people and sadists, that's who.

                I had more important things to do, it was a big day... you could say it was the biggest of my life.  I took a few minutes to brush my teeth (dental hygiene is always important, regardless of the day), shower and shave.  I poured some cereal in an oversized bowl and took a seat at the kitchen table, phone in hand.  It was almost 7:30, she should be up.  At least I hoped she was.  It was an important call and I didn't have time to waste, not today.  I dialed.

                "Hello?" she picked up after one ring, sounding out of breath.  Probably just got off the treadmill.

                "Hey.  Marianne, it's me."

                There was a pause.  She was still on the line, I could hear her conscious attempts to slow her breathing.

                "Hey... this is a surprise.  I didn't hear from you all week, felt like maybe you were avoiding me." She paused again, he breathing was a lot steadier when she got back. "Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?"

                "Yeah, I'm not going."

                "What?  Why?" She asked.

                "Um... I'm not going to talk about that right this minute."

                She sighed.

                " You quit again didn't you?  Is this why you've been dodging me all week?  God, what's wrong with you?  It was a great job, a great opportunity and you wasted it just like your last job and the one before that.  Sometimes... I just don't get you, don't know why I even bother with--"

                "Uh huh, ok.  Look, I didn't call you to talk about that."

                "Then what?  What is it you want because I'm a bit too mad to even want to get into anything with you."

                "I was calling," I cleared my throat. "I was calling to tell you that our relationship has gone as far as I think it can and should; it's time for us to part ways."

                Silence.

                "Are you still there?" I didn't want to have to make this call twice.

                "What... what are you saying?" If I hadn't just been talking to her I wouldn't have recognized her voice.

                "I'm breaking up with you."

                "You don't mean that."  Her voice trembled.

                I glanced at my watch.  I'd allocated 10 minutes to this call and we'd already eaten 6 of them.  I needed to speed this up, regardless of how painful it would be.

                "I do mean it.  I'm sorry for just dropping it on you like this so early in the morning.  I've been wrestling with it for a while and I wasn't sure how--"

                "I'm coming over." She cut me off.

                "No, you're not. It's better if you don't--"

                "I'm coming over, we need to talk!  If we could just meet up and talk-- we can't end like this."

                I sighed as softly as I could.

                "I don't think we really have anything more to talk about.  I know it's kind of cliché to say but in this case it really isn't you, it's me, it's the world.  I know it doesn't really help and that I've kind of already ruined your day--"

                "My day?" Her voice was really shaky now; she'd always been a calm and controlled woman, I'd never heard her like this.  "You're ruining my frigging life!  We've been together for three years!  Three really good years, and you're going to dump me over the phone?  We had tough spots with the affair and all but I thought we got past... I can't believe I thought we'd actually get married in a few years... I can't.."

                I'd thought that too up until a week ago.  Truth was I did love her, sort of.  Like a comfortable shirt you'd had for years that had eroded through overuse.  I wasn't what she deserved and she wasn't what I wanted the most.

                "Hey, look, I'm... I'm sorry.  We... you deserve better than anything I can offer.  You deserve a better guy, a better relationship.  We only have so much time on Earth, in life.  We should waste it in a relationship that's not working."

                "Don't say that, I love you.  I thought we got past it... you forgave me and we got through it."  She was crying, at least it sounded like it.

                "It's not about that.  It's not just about that."

                "Then don't... if you do this, if you leave me, I'll kill myself... I swear."

                Nine minutes gone.

                "Don't say that.  I'd hate to think you valued yourself at so low a cost; you're worth so much more... you don't need me."  Ten minutes, I was rushing now.  "Anyway, look, I'm really sorry for this, for springing it on you like this.  Please, make the most of your day."

                I hung up before she could reply.  It rang immediately but I didn't bother to pick up.  She'd keep calling until I answered and she was no doubt on her way here right now.  She'd arrive minutes after I'd already left.  She'd wait, probably let herself in using the key I'd given her during happier times.  It didn't matter.  She would wait for the rest of her life, but the moment I stepped outside I'd never come back.

 

9:10am

                It was unusually warm for early Spring; we were in the midst of a heat wave.  My cell rang incessantly as I walked to the North York Senior Health Centre.  The first 4 calls were from Marianne according to the call display.  The last 10 were listed as "Unknown Caller"... probably also from Marianne.  Visiting hours had just begun, the receptionist at the front desk greeted me with a weary smile.

                "Hi.  I'm here to see Miranda Anderson."

                "Miranda... ok, her PSW is just getting her up.  You're her son, right?" The receptionist asked as she shuffled through the files at her desk.

                "Nephew.  I'm her nephew."

                "Name?"

                "Matt.  Matthew Jacobs."

                "Right."  She looked up at me and smiled.  "Yes, you're on the list.  Please have a seat, we'll call you when she's ready."

                "Thanks."  It was nice to be on this list at least.

                The waiting room was empty save for one middle-aged man who sat amongst an array of newspapers strewn about.  He held today's issue of Metro about 10 centimeters from his face (I guess his expensive looking glasses were more for fashion's sake than for practical use).  The weight of six long days seeped into my shoulders . A week of unreasonably long days, for the most part, had begun to take their toll.  It was my fault, I'd tried my best to make the most of every remaining hour yet hadn't allocated enough time for the needed beauty sleep.

                "Can you believe this?"  My fellow waiting room occupant  looked at me and gestured to the paper in his hands with a frown.

                "Pardon?"

                "You heard about this?"  He folded the newspaper and handed it to me. "This goddamn generation."

                I took the paper into my hands; a hand drawn picture of a young girl filled the front page.  The story had been all over the news during the past few days.  A 16 year old girl had given birth to a pre-mature baby boy in the bathroom of her home.  Somehow she'd managed to hide the pregnancy from her parents for the past 7 months.  Fearful of their reaction, the 16 year old had tried to flush the baby down the toilet; the baby, instead, got stuck halfway down the drain.  The police only discovered it when the toilet overflowed and flooded the apartment below, prompting the residents to alert the authorities.  She now faced murder charges... or manslaughter, I wasn't sure.

                "It's stuff like that that there, makes me think God needs to wipe humanity out and start over."

                "Yeah." I rested my head against the wall.  "Maybe that would be for the best."

 

                "You... can't be serious.  What, is this some kind of joke?"

                I was on the verge of complete hysteria. It had never happened to me before, I've always been known as the calm, taciturn man.  Then again, who could ever predict your reaction when hearing news of this sort.

                "I know it's a shock but please, try to stay calm."  He was an older man, about 50, with glasses and a dark suit.  Standard government looking guy you'd see in the movies.

                "Stay calm?  You just said, in no uncertain terms, that I'd be dead in a week.  That pretty much everyone I've ever met will be dead... how the hell do you stay calm after hearing that?"

                We were in one of those interrogation type rooms you see on those TV cop shows, complete with the two way mirror and hanging light that was too hot and too bright.  I could only imagine who was on the other side of the glass.

                "I mean, why are you even telling me this?  What makes me so special to rate a personalized government explanation?"

                The suit slid a set of pictures across the table; I caught them before they fell on to the floor.  I peered at them, pictures of my brother and sister, their significant others and kids.

                "Because not everyone you know is going to die. Not them."

                The tightness in my chest eased as it was replaced with a slight feeling of relief.

                "But why?  Why them and not me?"  I asked.

                "Because the world to come is going to need doctors, physicists and construction engineers.  Because we have limited resources and, to be frank, we don't need people with your skill set... or lack thereof.

                Another person telling me that I wasn't enough.  I dropped the pictures on the table and ran my fingers across my head.

                "So... what's to stop me from telling everyone, the public, about this?  This can't be public knowledge."

                "Oh, you're free to tell anyone you want.  We aren't going to kill you, that would be pointless.  But if you do, your brother and sister, and their kids, will join you in the cold.  They're desirable but we can replace them, believe me."

                I sighed.  The hand of despair held my heart in an increasingly uncomfortable way.

                "Why... why did you bring me here?"

                He put his hand on my shoulder.

                "Your family wants to say goodbye--"

 

                "Mr. Jacobs?  Your aunt is ready to see you now."  The receptionist called out and I jumped to my feet.

                The 20 minute pseudo-nap left me rejuvenated but wanting more; I'd steal another nap later on if I could.  My aunt Miranda sat in a recliner facing the large window in her small room. A hot breakfast consisting of scrambled eggs, pancakes, and coffee complimented by a dosage of Aricept and Cipralex waited for her on the TV tray adjacent to her recently made bed.  The TV was on, Maury Povich was reading the results of a paternity test.  Aunt Miranda barely noticed.

                "Good morning Aunt Miranda, how are you?" I kissed her lightly on the cheeks.

                She shifted in her chair, eyes wide and focused on me. She threw her hand at me and I flinched just enough to avoid a vicious slap.

                "Who are you?"  Her voice was loud but not panicked.

                "It's your nephew Matt.  Remember?"

                "I know that!  I'm not stupid."  There was no recognition in her eyes but the hostility had faded. "Don't sneak up on me like that!"

                "Sorry." I slid a chair across the room to face her. "So, how are you?  Sorry I haven't visited in a while."

                "I'm hungry, that's how I am.  These people... they want to starve me to death.  I want breakfast."

                I moved the TV tray and set it before her.

                "Here, this looks like a great meal just for you."

                She attacked the stack of pancakes with the savagery of an enraged lioness, plastic knife and fork ripping into the soft pastry simultaneously.

                "It's about time." She seemed to be ignoring the eggs; they had been her favorite breakfast food a lifetime ago. "Where's Gregory?  He's not with you?"

                Cousin Greg , who I hadn't seen since... in over 15 years.

                "Aunt Miranda, you remember what happened to cousin Greg, don't you?"

                "Gregory was here yesterday afternoon, he stayed for dinner too.  That nurse out there, keeps telling lies, said Gregory... that terrible things happened to him.  But then he showed up like he does every afternoon.  Those nurses, they lie and steal when I'm not looking.  They think I don't know, but I do."

                I rubbed her shoulder gently and she looked up from her dwindling stack.

                "I'm sure they're trying their best to help." I said.

                "Don't you start Matthew." She pushed her plate forward on the tray.  "Why are you here?"

                "I was in the area and wanted to visit my favorite aunt."

                She finished the last of the pancakes and moved on to the coffee.

                "Favorite aunt!  If I was your favorite aunt you'd visit more often like Gregory!" She snorted then looked out the window once more. "Where is that boy, he was just here last night..."

                I took her small hand into my own and managed to capture her attention.

                "Actually, I wanted to tell you a story.  About a lady I knew when I was much younger."

                She finally cracked a smile.

                "A girlfriend?  Are you getting married?"

                "No no, nothing like that.  This lady was much older than me... her name was Miranda too.  She  had an older sister named Shawna who was married to a man named Joe.  They had 3 kids, Patricia, Malcolm and Matthew.  One night like 20 years ago, her sister Shawna and husband were killed in a car accident but the kids survived.  Miranda and her husband took the kids in even though she was already barely coping with her son Greg.  He had emotional problems.  She took those 3 kids in, kids who were full of rage and sadness, and she gave everything she had and more to make sure they were fed, educated, and most of all happy.  About 5 years later, another tragedy... Greg killed himself.  She was filled with grief but she kept it together for her kids... well... the niece and nephews that she treated like her own.  And 7 years later, when her husband was diagnosed with ALS, she took care of him pretty much on her own since the kids were ungrateful and took that wonderful woman for granted.  She stayed with him, cared for him until he died 4 years later.  you cried that night, in private when you... she thought the kids had gone to bed.  And she kept going, providing and being the rock for these kids, into adulthood, and when they could stand on their own, only then did she relent.  That thing inside her that drove her saw that the job was done and left.  Those kids did what they could but nothing they did, nothing could ever equal the care, the love, the strength that she gave.  She's not really around anymore, but more than anything I wanted to say I'm sorry I wasn't a better nephew or son.  I wanted to say thank you.  You're too good for this world and far better than we deserved.  Far better."

                "She sounds like a wonderful woman."  She continued to gaze out the window.

                "Yeah she sure is.  She deserved better than she got."

                Her focus was on something outside; she only regarded me when I stood up.

                "You're not leaving now, are you?  So soon?" Her eyes were wide and I was reminded of that cartoon cat who manipulated hearts with that wide-eyed look.

                "No." I glanced at the TV. "No, I can stay for a while.  Maury's about to reveal the father of LaQuandra's baby; I can't go before that."

                I moved my chair beside her and took a seat.

                "Oh, she's a hussy, just look at her.  She's been around, you can tell!" She said, her face serious as though she were revealing a deep, dark truth.

                "Ha, yeah." I laughed and put my arm across her shoulders.

                The warm smile she'd always had when I was a kid made a brief appearance.

1:35pm

                After two episodes of Maury and an episode of The View followed by the local news, I was on my way downtown.  I'd spent more time with Aunt Miranda than I'd intended but nothing I had planned could ever compete.  She'd probably forget the morning by the time I reached the subway, minutes away. It was ok, I'd keep the memory for the both of us.

                As I stepped out into the afternoon sun, my phone immediately began to flash and buzz.  The home had traditionally had spotty reception at best and during this week of almost random network outages it had become a virtual dead zone.  There were three voicemails and 17 texts waiting for me; all but one was from Marianne.  The remainder was courtesy of my best friend Julie; her message consisted of two simple words, "Call Me."

                "Where've you been?  I texted you like two hours ago!" Julie almost sounded angry.

                "I was at the home visiting my aunt, no cell reception.  What's up?"

                "We need to talk.  Your girlfriend's been calling me like every five minutes looking for you.  You need to call her, like now."

                I sighed as I stood at the top of the escalator leading to the subway platform below.  The westbound train rumbled past.

                "Yeah, sorry about that.  We kind of had a thing this morning.  Didn't think she'd ever call you... didn't even know she had your number."

                "We are not close.  So when her name pops up on my call display I know it's probably not a good thing.  So, what the hell happened?" She asked.

                "We broke up.  Or actually, I dumped her.  I'll tell you about it when I see you.  Heading into the subway now so I'm going to lose you in a second."

                "Call me when you get down here.  I want to her the full story!" She spoke quickly and excitedly as though she expected the line to go dead any moment.

                "Will do."

 

                A mostly empty subway car waited for me as I reached the bottom of the escalator; I slid in just as the rear-most doors shut. I sat opposite the conductor's "control booth" or "cockpit" or whatever that section's called.  The only other car occupant sat facing me on the other side of the nearest exit.  I thought he might have been a homeless man who had sneaked onto the train, given his disheveled appearance and the "crazy man" aura he projected.  He stared right at me, no, beyond me through glass lenses saturated with grime.  His hair was wild and not in that stylish out of control way that some people dug.  Both his beard and his shirt had bits of food stuck to them.  Our eyes met for the briefest of seconds as I shifted in my seat and in that moment I saw it.  The visage of a man defeated so thoroughly that he refused to get up again.  I'd seen it before, almost a week ago in the mirror above my bathroom sink.  The man saw me in that moment and forced a smile, exposing yellowed teeth.  I nodded acknowledgment.  Neither of us said a word, no words were needed, we knew we were kind, children of impending doom.

 

                "I'm sorry, we tried, we're still trying to get you in.  I don't... we won't let you go without a fight."

                My sister Patricia was crying.  She'd been the epitome of emotional detachment for the majority of our lives.  She'd reacted with the same satisfied smile when she gave birth to her first child that she would when she ate a really good sandwich.  My brother stood behind her, arms crossed and stone-faced.  It all just made me feel worse and I didn't think that was possible given the news I'd received only minutes earlier.

                "We're going to do everything we can, believe it Matt." My brother Malcolm added.

                I felt lightheaded and sat back down at the table.

                "Okay.  Okay, yes, please do what you can."  The government guy had been definitive in his comments about the upcoming event.  My family's attempt to reassure me sounded like wishful thinking at best.  "If it doesn't work though, do you know what's going to happen?  I mean like the how and the why?  You're a physicist, you've got an idea, right?"

                Patricia had regained her composure, thoughts of science tended to have that effect on her.

                "It has to do with the sun.  It's... complicated."

                I know she didn't mean it that way but her refusal to provide specifics, her words made it sound like I was too stupid to understand how I would die.

                "Will it hurt?  Am I-- will I suffer?"

                "I don't know." She looked away and wouldn't meet my gaze.

                "What's going to happen?" I looked to my brother. "Tell me, please."

                "They haven't told us much.  On Saturday, this coming Saturday at around 4:00am, something's suppose to happen.  When the sun starts to rise--"

                There was a loud pair of knocks on the other side of the mirror; my brother was stunned into silence.

                " I can't say any more." My brother concluded.  I looked to my sister; she held her head down.

                "We can't--"

 

                A bell rang and the train doors slid open.  The disheveled man was gone by the time my eyes opened and I rejoined the land of the conscious thinkers.  I`d intended to take the subway right to Yonge and Dundas but instead I exited five stops early and decided to walk.  It was a beautiful day and the city deserved to be experiences at least one more time.

 

                The temperature had jumped by about 10 degrees during the short time I'd spent on the subway; I took my jacket off before I melted.  It was already hotter than had been forecasted on the news and I knew it'd only get hotter until... the end.

                For the first time in recent memory, Yonge Street wasn't overwhelmingly congested with foot and auto traffic.  The business lunch crowd had thinned out leaving tourists and college students to rule the streets.  Most were headed south towards Yonge & Dundas Square where the outdoor venue was being setup.  Metric would be headlining a free show there along with a bunch of other bands in a couple hours; Julie was already down there, probably right up front, fighting off anyone who dared to encroach upon her space.  I'd be there soon.

                A crowd had gathered at the base of a five storey building about a block ahead.  Their attention was focused on the roof where a man, who looked to be in his late forties at most and had just stepped out of his office job at an investment bank, stood on a ledge.  He was yelling, his face reddened and sweat soaked.  His words were hard to make out over the din of the crowd.  I moved closer.

                "I decide!  Me, not you!" He pointed to the sky and then down to the crowd below.

                "What's he saying?" "That poor man, someone needs to do something." Murmurs ran through the crowd.  I was close enough to hear him now.

                "I decide when I die!  You hear me?  Me!  Not you!  I won't be subject to your random whims! No!  You may've taken everything else from me, but this is mine!"

                He leaned over the edge; for a moment he seemed to be floating mid-air.  His arms were outstretched, hands grabbed at the air as though it could be held.  The pavement caught him head first like a hammer catching an egg.  A wet cracking sound echoed, a wave of red painted those nearest to the building.  There were screams and cries.  One woman fainted while a teenage boy seemed to have a nervous breakdown and fell to his knees.  Sirens rang out in the distance while the body trembled as nerve endings died.

                Silver security barriers had been erected on the streets and sidewalks surrounding the square within a two block radius, limiting the traffic to the area.  I made it through the long lineup, thankful for the relative expediency given the time crunch.  The square was packed, especially near the stage, but not to the overwhelming degree that I'd expected.  Julie had secured a table in front and to the right of the stage.  A pair of mismatched lawn chairs were pulled up on either side of her, she'd brought them from home.  Her head was buried in the most recent edition of the Toronto Sun; she looked up from her paper and made eye contact as I approached.

                "I thought you were supposed to call me when you got down here?" She had that look of stern disapproval that she usually saved for her cat when he scratched something he shouldn't have.

                "I was going to but then I saw you and figured I'd just, you know."  I took a seat in one of the lawn chairs, it was as wobbly as I remembered.

                "Unacceptable." She folded the paper and threw it to me.  "We should do this."

                It was open to a half page article about a young married could in Ottawa who, after living in a high crime area, decided to roam the streets with their pet husky, fighting crime like comic book superheroes. Sounded like a lot of crazy talk to me but the crime rate in their area had plummeted by something like 70%.

                "What, you want to get married?  Move to Ottawa?  Get a dog?" I teased.

                "Fight crime you ass.  Clean up the city using our brains and our fists!"  She punched at the air like an amateur boxer.

                I laughed.

                "Sure, yeah, I can see it.  We'll get started on Monday."

                "You'll have lots of free time for it now that you've cast aside your girlfriend."

                "Cast aside? That's not entirely--"

                "I want to hear the story.  What the hell happened?"  She interrupted.

                "I don't know... it's... it was a long time coming.  I just... it was time I guess."

                "But what happened?  I mean, how did it happen?  Classy like George Costanza?" She asked, attempting to keep it light.

                "Um, well, I called her up this morning.  We chatted and I broke up with her."

                "You called her, chatted, then went to her place and broke up with her? Seriously?" She inquired.

                "Not quite.  I didn't go to her place... it was just over the phone."

                She stared at me in silence for a moment that felt like eternity.

                "You dumped her over the phone?"  It sounded so much worse when she said it than it did in my head.

                "Yes."

                "But she was your girlfriend for, like, six years!"

                "Two and a half years actually." My face was red now.

                "Doesn't matter, if it's more than two weeks she deserves better than that!  God, you're an asshole... and I didn't even like her either, but still!"

                "Look, I didn't think about it like that but it had to happen eventually, right?  I mean, we only have so much time in life; I didn't want to waste another second of our lives together since it clearly wasn't working out." I rationalized.

                "How was it not working out?  you seemed happy, heck I thought you guys would eventually get married!"

                "No.  I wasn't happy, I don't know about her.  I mean, she cheated on my for god's sake." I explained.

                "That was like a year ago.  And you forgave her."

                "But still..." I protested.

                "You forgave her, there are no 'but still's' in that.  And that thing you said about having limited time in life?  that's BS.  That doesn't give you license to burn all your bridges and stuff, or it shouldn't at least."

                "Alright, then what would you have done?"

                "I would've gone to her place or met her somewhere, talked it out.  She deserves that much at least.  And if my time ran out that night I'd be able to go with the knowledge that I did right by her and didn't just earn a spot in the asshole hall of fame."

                "Wow... ok, tell me how you really feel."

                She sighed and, for the first time since the rant began, smiled.

                "Look, you know I love you.  And I hated Marianne.  But I know how it feels to be dumped like that.  It's not a feeling I'd wish on anyone so... I'm on your side as always but I feel bad for her."

                One of the opening acts had taken the stage and had begun to tune up.

                "You better hope she doesn't show up here this evening.  It won't be pretty."

               

 

7:00pm

                The sun was still up, just above the horizon.  It was unusual but no one seemed to care.  A few lesser known bands had been on since around 2pm.  Tokyo Police Club was scheduled to take the stage in a few minutes but the mayor, who appeared to have already had seven to ten beers too many, wanted to say a few words.  He stood center stage, staggering to the mike.  He spoke but it all sounded like gibberish.  I heard the words "final days" amongst the nonsense and got a sense of what he was talking about.  no one care, no one was listening, the crowd wanted the music they came to hear.  We'd been ushered further back from the stage as the grounds crew removed the tables and chairs to make room for more people.  Julie wasn't pleased but as long as we were closer to the front than the back, her rage could be contained.  A couple of our other friends, Tyson and Wendy, arrived halfway through Tokyo Police Club's set.  We'd expected them hours ago but they'd been forced to drive after three people decided to jump in front of both the north and southbound trains, forcing the closure of the entire line.

                "Hey bro, I heard you broke up with Marianne?  Like, today?"  Tyson asked, beer in hand.  He looked like a real-life version of Captain America.

                "O. M. G." Wendy emphasized each syllable. "Julie told me about it; I'm glad, she was so terrible."

                "He dumped her over the phone!" Julie jumped in before I could reply.

                "Seriously?  Bro... that's cold."

                "That is so rude.  I am so surprised at you, she was a bitch but that is just so not right."  Wendy and Tyson were talking over each other, yelling over the band as they hammered out Tessellate in record time.

                "Yes, I know, I made a mistake and I'll fix it later."

                "Dude, is that why you've been KIA all week?  Trying to decide the worst way to dump her?"

                "You mean MIA and no, I just had stuff I needed to do."  Namely sulk and drink too much for a day or two, and other unmentionable things done in order to wash away the taste of the worst news ever.

                "I hope we don't see her down here, that'd be so sad... and awkward... and messy for you." Wendy said before turning her attention back to the stage as the band neared the end of their set.

                Marianne wouldn't be here.  She hated this kind of music and hated crowds even more than I did.  Still, I glanced over my shoulder into the sea of revelers.  I didn't see her.

 

 

9:30pm

                The sun had finally set but the temperature continued to rise, it was almost 30 degrees.  The heat, mixed with the free flowing alcohol and the overpowering smell of narcotic substance, had begun to have an affect the crowd.  I did my best to stay clear-headed and so did Julie. It was her primary goal in life to see Metric live and she was minutes away from accomplishing that goal.  She'd kept herself fairly restrained during the performances, sticking to water and only swaying gently as Tokyo Police Club's performance transitioned into the stoner rock styling of Black Mountain, into the electronic madness of Crystal Castles.  Broken Social Scene had just finished their set, leaving the inebriated and overheated crowd buzzing with anticipation.  The crowd surged forward as Metric took the stage.  The lights flickered a couple times then intensified as the band launched into Gimme Sympathy.  Julie seemed to explode with energy  as soon as the song started, dancing and jumping around, occasionally in beat to the music.  The rest of the crowd danced in disjointed unity; Tyson and Wendy did their best to keep up but an over abundance of alcohol had proven to be too significant of a hindrance.  Tyson was pretty much carrying her by the fifth song.  Ten songs in and you could feel the event winding down even as the propelled into Poster of a Girl.  I glanced over at Julie and could see the pure energy of joy in her eyes. She spoke, I couldn't hear her voice over the thunderous guitars and pulsating drum beat but I knew what her words were.

                "Best night ever."

 

                They played for another 30 minutes, with an encore that lasted 20 minutes beyond that, before leaving the stage and by then even the band looked exhausted.  The crowd was slow to disperse and I half expected people to riot given the minimal police presence, but things stayed mostly peaceful.  We stayed in the square on a bench near the subway entrance for an additional 30 minutes, time for Wendy to sober up enough to walk to Tyson's car a few blocks away.  We spotted the mayor in an alley adjacent to our parking spot, passed out on the cold cement, prone in a pool of his own vomit... at least we hoped it was his own.

                I took the keys out of Tyson's hands, he knew he was in no condition to drive so he didn't fight it.  Both he and Wendy passed out seconds after sliding into the backseat; Julie rode shotgun.  We were on the road for maybe 10 minutes before Julie dozed off too.  I navigated out of the downtown core and continued on without purpose and without a destination.  The city was still alive, people were still partying and making the most of the long weekend.  The lack of cops on the road was blatantly obvious, like they'd all been given the night off.  I guess the higher ups, the police chief and such, figured it was a futile exercise having them work during mankind's supposed final night.

                We eventually reach the quietness of suburbia just as the night sky began to be touched with light once more.  I brought the car to a stop at the Bluffs, in a grassy field that overlooked the lake.  The engine shuddered to a halt as though it had died.  A softened thud echoed on the roof just above my head.  I thought it might have been the beginning of a rainstorm until a second, louder thud reverberated through the hood.  I leaned over the dashboard to get a look at the source; it was a bird.  The tips of its wings were blackened, singed.  A third bird fell, landing on the hood and leaving behind a small bloodied dent, followed by another that landed in the field.  A fifth, a sixth... dozens fell in a downpour of death.  Julie stirred in the passenger seat and her eyes fluttered.  She had a pretty significant fear of birds, I hoped she wouldn't focus too much on anything outside.

                "Hey." Her eyes were open.  "Where are we?"

                "The bluffs."

                "Why?  This is pretty far out of the way."

                "I don't know, I was just driving around, started getting tired and figured... why not?"

                She closed her eyes again and rested her head on the window.

                "Okay."

                "So... was Metric everything you dreamed of?" I asked.

                She smiled.

                "And more, oh they were amazing!" She put her hand on my arm. "Thanks for coming along, I know of your intense hatred of overwhelming crowds."

                "That's what friends are for, right?  Well, that and for yelling at when they screw up."

                "Yeah.  Listen, I'm sorry for maybe going overboard with my tone and stuff but I meant what I said.  And --"

                "I know and you were right.  I kind of wish I'd talked to you before I did what I did."  I looked over at her and then back out the window.  "Something you said earlier got me thinking.  About life and stuff.  If... if a person found out that this was their last day alive, how do you think they should spend their time?"

                "Why?" She asked, eyes still closed.

                "Curiosity."

                "With family probably."

                "What if they had no family?  What if their family was dead or out of reach in some other way?"

                "I think it would depend on what you believe."  She sat up in her seat and opened her eyes. "If you're a god-fearing person I'd think you'd spend the day righting wrongs and making amends. Getting things set to keep yourself on God's good side.  If you're not a godly person then... I guess it wouldn't matter what you did."

                "What do you mean?" I asked.

                "There's no afterlife of any kind for you, nothing more after death.  No matter what you did, whether you spent the day giving to charity or spent it on the toilet, once you die you have no regrets, no concerns, no moments of hardship or triumph."

                "So, what would you do?" I glanced at the dashboard clock.  3:50am.

                "It depends on what I could do.  I mean, tonight, today was great.  Best day in recent memory.  If it was my last night, spending it with friends, my best friend, at a concert with my favorite band, free of drama and stuff... I'd meet my end satisfied."  She smiled and nudged me with her elbow.  "What about you?"

                "Yeah, I was thinking pretty much the same thing."

                "Wait --" The smile was gone now, she glanced back out the window.  "Is that why you brought me out here?  Are you going to kill me?  Were you asking to be sure that I enjoyed my last night alive?  Are you some kind of Dexter-esque serial killer?"

                "Um no, not that I know of."

                "Then did you bring me here to make out?" The smile returned.

                "No. Well, unless you want to."

                She laughed.

                "Yeah, no, I think I'll pass."  She closed her eyes again and leaned back. "Wake me up when you decide to bring us home."

 

                I glanced at my phone; Marianne had stopped calling.  It was 3:59am, one minute before the end, and all I wanted to do was call her, to set straight what I had made wrong.  There wasn't time, nothing I could say in 60 seconds that would make her forget it all.  At this hour she'd be asleep anyway, dreaming of happier times.  Maybe, when whatever was supposed to happen happens, she'd sleep through it and never feel the panic and fear that those in the know are probably feeling right now.  4:01am.  The end was a minute late. maybe they were wrong, the government guys who crunched the numbers.  Maybe they missed a decimal, forgot to carry the one, excluded some variable that threw all of their predictive models out of whack.  4:15am.  They were wrong.  I still have a chance to fix things.  I could call Marianne in the morning, fix it.  I'll visit Aunt Miranda again tomorrow, every day for as long as I can.  I had a second chance now, a real opportunity to make everything better, to make things as good as they should be.  4:25am.  I started the car.  On the horizon a sliver of sunlight lit the sky.  There was a sound, a woman screamed and was silenced like an alarm clock cut off by a snooze button.  A second scream, then silence.  It continued with increasing frequency as the sunlight intensified.  Julie was still asleep; Tyson and Wendy were still out too.  I closed my eyes.  Sunlight touched my face.  A feeling like lightning, and then--

The End